Puking Pumpkin Award – Michelle Malkin for being a screaming, shrill and heartless skank

I have renamed “Profiles in Douchebaggery” to the “Puking Pumpkin Award” – what do you’ll think? Sort of like Keith’s worst person in the world, but only Keith can’t get to everyone. Plus he can’t use certain words to describe these people’s behavior.

Today’s grand prize — this may seem like a redundant post since there isn’t one person who will read this that won’t agree – goes to Michelle Malkin, for being America’s most disgusting, hypocritical, shrill, (excuse my french) twat. If there ever was a case for deportation, Michelle is ground zero. Her parents were Filipino immigrants who were here on work visas when she was born (so technically Michelle is not illegal nor is she the anchor baby she rails about all time). But this doesn’t stop Michelle from screaming about immigration, illegal immigration and other assorted fun things.

Look at the books she has written (I wouldnt read one, and wouldnt expect anyone here to read one)

Invasion: How America Still Welcomes Terrorists, Criminals, and Other Foreign Menaces

In Defense of Internment: The Case for ‘Racial Profiling’ in World War II and the War on Terror (she actually has the fucking gall to defend the Japanese internment camps during WWII – people who were thrown into camps for nothing else other than being Japanese, what’s next Michelle? – that you will agree there was a Holocaust, but since those pesky Jews weren’t following Germany’s Nuremberg laws…)

When asked about being dropped from a newspaper because of her lunatic ravings and being called the Asian Ann Coulter, Michelle said “I’m not Asian, I’m American, for goodness’ sake. I would take the comparison to Ann Coulter as somewhat of a compliment. I have a lot of respect for Ann Coulter.”

Yes Michelle, the Adam’s Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

But my favorite think about this heartless skank is that she will criticize and scream against the “left” about some of the very things she endorses or talks about on her blog.

In 2006, she went on and on about the New York Times publishing pictures of Don Rumsfeld’s summer house in Maryland. “there is a concerted, organized effort to dig up and publicize the private home information of prominent conservatives in the media and blogosphere to intimidate them.” She of course FAILED to mention that Rumsfeld had given his permission to print them and that the Secret Service also said it was OK.

Back in April 2006, Students Against War (SAW), a campus group at UC-Santa Cruz, protested against military recruiters on campus, and sent out a press release containing the names, phone numbers and e-mail addresses of their press team for reporters. Malkin included these contact details in a blog post criticising SAW and UCSC. SAW politely asked her to remove the contact details; Malkin refused, writing in her blog “I am leaving it up. If you are contacting them, I do not condone death threats or foul language. As for SAW, my message is this: You are responsible for your individual actions. Other individuals are responsible for theirs. Grow up and take responsibility.” After Malkin’s post, the three SAW contacts received abusive emails and phone calls, including death threats. People opposed to Malkin published her private home address, phone number, photos of her neighborhood and maps to her house on several websites. Malkin has stated that this forced her to remove one of her children from school and move her family. Too fucking bad Michelle – what ye reap ye shall sow.

Last month, Al Capone’s favorite investigative reporter Gerado Rivera said “Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I’ve ever met in my life,” he says. “She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people. It’s good she’s in D.C. and I’m in NY. I’d spit on her if I saw her.” He later apologized – any respect gained by Rivera was back to the Al Capone level.

She talks about Chris Matthews “sliming the military” and “mocking grieving families” without nary a mention of Rush and the phony soldiers or Ann and the 9/11 widows.

Then this poor excuse for human wrote a column about Sally Field and the Emmy in Jewish World Review (JWR is a ultra-conservative online magazine with idiot columnists like Mona Charen and Jonah Goldberg — I completely disavow anything from this side of the tribe and it so embarrassing that there are people like Praeger and Goldberg).

“Like actress Sally Field, I am a mom. Unlike Sally Field, I do not live in La-La Land. We breathe a different brand of oxygen. We hold diametrically opposed worldviews. We have nothing in common but stretch marks…..

There would be “no god-damned wars,” Silly Sally, because we’d all be conquered chattel if Field Diplomacy “ruled the world.”

Motherhood and peace-making are not synonymous. Motherhood requires ferocity, the will and resolve to protect one’s own children at all costs, and a life-long commitment to sacrifice for a family’s betterment and survival. Conflict avoidance is incompatible with good mothering.”

Yes Michelle, we know you breathe some combination of methane and fart gas and you don’t live in La La Land, you live in Bushworld. And to think they took Britney’s kids away but let Michelle keep hers.

If you have the stomach, there is plenty more to digest and puke out at Michelle Malkin is an Idiot