Posted by: distributorcap | December 5, 2008

Til Your Daddy Takes the T-Bird Away

There is not enough hate in the world for this man.

Who knew that trashing a constitution, letting a city drown, spying on your own people, sending soldiers to die for no reason, lying to your own citizens, and allowing the economy to meltdown could be so much fun fun fun….. (from ThinkProgress)

If this was the case, maybe we should have begged Jeb, Neil, Marvin and/or Dodo-bird to run in 2008. How are we gonna survive without all this fun the Bush family provides?

So while thousands of families have lost loved ones in a useless, immoral and illegal war started by the man who has been having a blast, and millions of families have watched their life saving evaporate at the hands of greedy investment bankers and incompetent government officials, including the head fun-meister…. George and Laura sacrificed. And how did they sacrifice?

1.) George: We haven’t been a real social first couple. A lot of it had to do with the war. There were periods of the presidency where it was just inappropriate to be big entertainers But we had a lot of friends and family here in the White House and its been really a lot of fun.

2.) from last May — Mr. President, you haven’t been golfing in recent years. Is that related to Iraq?

George: Yes, it really is. I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the Commander-in-Chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be as — to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.

NO parties, NO golf. Poor George and Laura. Life is such a bitch for a scumbag who eats boogers hanging from his nostrils and his murdering wench wife with sagging wrinkled tits because they can’t have an egg nog or hit a 7 iron.

Actually I think the real reason George and Ms. Murderer gave up entertaining is because all the RSVP’s kept coming back “no thanks.”

It has gotten to the point I cannot even talk anyone who STILL thinks the 3rd worst human ever (only Hitler and Stalin have him beat at this point) is doing a good job. And believe it or not, there are some – and I know a few.

Coincidence or Connection – President Anus-with-Dingleberries spoke this morning, expressing his “concern about people who have lost their jobs.” He also acknowledged that the economy was in a recession (the last person in America to admit it). The market dropped a few hundred points. Later in the day, the world’s freest murderer (except for Laura) got a pretty lenient (15 years) sentence for armed robbery. The market shot up a few hundred points. Call me crazy – I would gladly have the two trade places.


  1. I thought I read somewhere where the Golf-abstention had been debunked. They found photos of him playing golf when he said he didn’t.

  2. i think they didn’t invite a lot of people over, because they didn’t want anyone to see how much pickles actually loathes chimpy. they had to buy an 8000+ square foot home so she can get far enough away from him.

  3. Simpson is pretty stupid but he’s smarter than the chimp but most are. Both will have gotten away with murder so they’re smart in that sense. If this economic situation hurts our society real bad so be it. Then hopefully people would begin to understand they need to pay attention to this political process the only one we have and participate just a little bit-like fucking voting.This little shit can’t get out of Dodge fast enough for me.

  4. I don’t know, Dcap. Bush has to be the worst ever. I always thought Reagan was the worst. As a Latino, I always had a sore spot with his many brutal interventions in Central and LA. Bush’s evils are worse. I think there is a raging blankness with Bush too-With Reagan it was probably alzheimers, esp his 2nd term. With Bush there’s no excuse!

  5. I saw on the news where Mr Flightsuit picked out a new multi million dollar house in Dallas. He is really hurting from all of this, isn’t he?

  6. But wait, there’s more. Jeb recently said that the GOP should form a shadow government and that he is thinking of running for Senate. They won’t stop, it is up to us to stop them. After all their Grandpa Prescott Bush funded weapons for Hitler and thought he was a great guy. He also was part of a group who tried to recruit enough WW1 veterans to overthrow FDR because he was giving it away to the little people.This family has done enough damage over decades. They need to be retired, if not arrested, NOW!

  7. I honestly don’t think I could be civil and polite to someone that still supports Bush at this point. I just don’t. I used to say, “I can be polite to anyone.” I’m sorry to say I’m not sure that’s true anymore. Sorry to hear you have to deal with such types, DCap.

  8. The Bush mea culpa/rehabilitation tour is underway and we should expect more of these bizarre appearances on TV in the coming weeks.Personally, the only thing that would make me happy is if he agreed to light himself on-fire during the Super Bowl.But alas, this will never happen. He has a 100,000 acre ranch in Paraguay and a new $2 million dollar estate in Dallas to enjoy.Then there’s his library, memoirs, appearances on Oprah and Ellen and Dave and Jay.

  9. Ugh – what a motherfucker. As you know, my husband’s workplace had a big bloodletting today. He made it this time around, but who knows?And Bush could give a shit for anyone but his own pathetic and narcissistic self.

  10. Paraguay had a change in recent elections, and Our Man in the South says that Chimpy had to seel the ranch there.Regards,Tengrain

  11. History is written by the television producers since no one reads books anymore. Chimpy will prove to be the bestest ever with his farseeing Nostradamusism and spiny spine in the face of True Evil®.

  12. Bullshit story about no partying. Bush threw the largest party ever held in the White House since Thomas Jefferson for his Yale reunion class. All classmates and significant others were invited for the affair. Ass.

  13. Rachel Maddow really ripped The Shrub on the fun element last night. I want this sumbitch in leg irons.

  14. as i said, there is not enough hate in the world for this total piece of shit. i hope he gets crabs and gives them to laura

  15. There really isn’t. I am thinking along Vince Bugliosi’s lines, and hope to haunt him till his dying day with the specter of prosecution for murder.

  16. I noticed that Bush had no trouble buying a $2 million house in Dallas.I guess it pays to have banker friends in high places, that fucking gonif.

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