Follow the Jimmy Choos Shoes

When history judges the Bush Administration – it will be all about SHOES

Somewhere over the Mushroom Cloud, Condothy and Barney are dreaming of shoes

Oh Barney, Auntie Laura doesn’t understand

Miss Belch

Then Katrina Hit

Oh Barney, Miss Belch
(this scene is a bit more of The Exorcist than Follow the Jimmy Choos Shoes)

and Condothy lands right on Babs the Impaler

I am Palinda, the Wench of the North
Are you a good wench with bad teeth or a bad secretary of state with good shoes?

This is Bushkinland, inhabited by the Bushkins – little people with even smaller minds. And you are their heroine. Have some roses and chocolate.

We represent the lying scum guild

The Bushkins will see you safely to the border of Iraq

Who killed the Impaler, the wicked witch of Crawford

Give me those Jimmy Choos, they are no good to you

I’ll get you my pretty, and your Jimmy Choos too

“This is your farewell kiss, you dog!”