Posted by: distributorcap | January 7, 2009

The Kid’s Meal Please

Today Obama, Clinton and Carter got bamboozled into having lunch with two scumbags that would make most of America puke if they had to have meal with either of them. One is bad enough, but two!

A blue tie in the hand is worth giving the bird to two Bushes.

I wonder if Obama was thinking of this Stealer’s Wheel song when he got stuck in this photo op.

Well I don’t know why I came here today,
I got the feeling that something ain’t OK,
I’m so scared I might catch something real bad,
And I’m wondering how treat a country so sad,
An Asshole to the left of me,
A Douchebag to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with Bushes.

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with Bushes,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place,
An Asshole to the left of me,
A douchebag to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Bushes.

Oh – I spoke to someone I know who actually had lunch with Bush one time (while he was governor of Texas) – what did Bush eat – a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

’nuff said

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Responses

  1. Not reported is whether George H.W. Bush vomited onto Obama.- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  2. Great little ditty DCap…I wonder if brocolli was on the menu for Daddy Bush? At least Regan was dead and didn’t get to put his mug in front of the camera. The joys in life are so small sometimes…

  3. Looks like the old man didn’t want to stand next to his kid.

  4. Wow, Bush Sr. on the FAR LEFT and Peanut Carter on the FAR RIGHT!Basically tho, politics as usual.If Obama had worn a hoody then I would have been impressed.

  5. i heard that it was obama who requested the lunch. how he kept it down, i will never know. i wonder if they had hotdogs like john mccain did when he was over for lunch.

  6. BadTux: Not sure about George I puking, but I heard that George II choked on a pretzel.

  7. I remain hopeful that once Barack is sworn in he will start to bitch slap all of the obstructionists in both parties, calling them out as to why they don’t support the American people and why they don’t want to participate in improving the economy for everyone.

  8. One fly is right. Looks like Poppy wanted Obama to provide some distance from W to avoid the stink.

  9. I’d rank order them left-to-right this way: CARTER-CLINTON-GEORGE H W BUSH-OBAMA-GEORGE W BUSHThere are three men who were mixed-bags (JEC, WJC, GWHB), one who was a pure villain (GWB) and one whom I expect will be a mixed-bad leaning more to toward Theocratic Authoritarian villainy, Barack Obama.Nevertheless, I thought it was a great day for America. Really the third great day in almost half a year. (1) House defeat of first bailout (2) Election Day (3) Wednesday, January 7, 2009…when the American system worked. The rights of individuals were protected by their organizing with like minds on the constitution of a different party, exercising their rights, and getting heard in Federal Court, thus stopping the disgusting oligarchical gangsterism of Harry Reid and Barack Obama yesterday. They acted like cartel bosses, not like leaders in creating and promoting that wretched circus Roland Burris endured.These folks aren’t perfect like President-elect Hawaii Pecs, but Gov Rod Blagojevich, Sen-appointee Roland Burris, Rep Bobby Rush, and the Judicial Watch group were true American heroes for one day.

  10. Obama did request the lunch take place. Bush provided the “where”.Too bad Obama had to stand in the bushes, but you gotta give him credit for being able to do it without knocking the holy shit out of both of them.

  11. I saw an account of this on MSNBC. Clinton walked in, looked down and said, “I sure love this rug.”HAHAHAHA!Small talk, much?

  12. The worst thing about W eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches is that he’s such a dry drunk fitness freak he doesn’t even eat the fried Elvis-variety.

  13. This photo op was interesting eye candy. The ties: George H.W. and George W. wearing the exact same tie and in blue? Clinton and Carter in red? Obama in blue, but snuggled in between the Bushes? The obvious space between Clinton and Carter. It’s been long known these two men abhor each other. Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall to see if someone arranged them this way or if it was haphazardly done.

  14. Peanut butter and banana sanwich? Where I come from, we called it “the all American binder”. Translated: both cause constipation. Figures.

  15. Wow… I really like pb & banana samiches. after eight years I did not think i could agree with Bush on anything.

  16. What bugged me about the photo op was how Carter was standing away from the rest of them..interesting no?

  17. blue ties for the red guysred ties for the blue guyspuke for anyone near a bush stenchcarter and clinton DO NOT like each other — that is obvious here, and clinton actually does like both stinkbombs – the Bobsey Bushes. Dad is getting a little long in the tooth. please tell me the Bushes are NOT like the Windsors and live forever. La Liz is gonna hit 100 like her Mum. It is truly amazing how awful 40% of those people are. truly

  18. Washed down with a glass of bourbon and water, I’m sure. Did you ask your governor friend if he asked for a toy with the meal?

  19. Jimmy Carter looks like someone who won the “What Would You Do For A Ticket To The Big Lunch” contest on the Z104 Morning Zoo.

  20. there are not ENOUGH TUMS….period….

  21. ” I love this rug” !!!???? omg…..( THE quote from Bubba…..oye)

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