Posted by: distributorcap | December 30, 2009

A Picture Worth a Thousand Words

New York is the greatest museum city in the world. There is the Museum of Modern Art, the New Museum, the Met, the Frick, the Guggenheim, the Natural History, the Whitney, the Cooper-Union, the Jewish Museum, and many many more – all worth visting.

(OK I am prejudiced – there are a few other good museums outside of NYC, including the Louvre in Paris, the Prado in Madrid, the Hermitage in St. Peterburg, the Pergamom in Berlin, the Van Gogh in Amsterdam, the Egyptian in Cairo, the British Museum in London, the Vatican in Rome – all great as well).

But there is one that doesn’t seem to be in any museum guidebook and is somehow getting some traction. It is the iMMoral Museum (no not the Museum of Sex in New York).

The first museum shaped liked a toilet bowl

or rather a crapper, like its tenant
The International Modern Museum of Republican Art & Lunacy
aka iMMoRaL

There is Botchitupicelli’s Michelle Rising from a Hell

Those girls must have studied it in History of Tyranny 101

There are all the homages to war
,
including Palin Leading into Russia

Some fine works of Stupidism and Impudenism

Karen and Laura in Tahiti is on loan from the Bush Library

In the Victorian Room

they serve Mai Tais when you view these paintings

and finally when you walk up the main staircase

staring you right in the face is the Mann di Meano

What a way to spend an afternoon

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Responses

  1. it's not the louvre, just the loo.

  2. You are the Maestro of Photoshop!

  3. D-Cap,I think you have finally gone 'round the bend, son. You need to get away from that photo shop stuff for awhile. I personally would love to seee "Palin Leads into Russia." Is the anything of Cheney, say stripping a live kitten or some such?Stay well, my man.BestReamus

  4. Can't wait till we get to the Saint Ronnie wing & where did they put the Cheney era collection?? Seems to be….. in an undisclosed location!

  5. As many heart attacks Cheney has had, there must be one of him doing that "Resurrection" thing.

  6. Have I mentioned lately that I love you?Brilliant as usual, King D!

  7. How much does it charge?

  8. I guess they charge you a turd or a piss to get in, right?

  9. I'll pass. The New Museum and PSI are more my style.

  10. I love it! You've got the eye, my friend.That bastard Driftglass did the half shell one before you. You'll find he nearly always did, that son of a bitch. Just sayin from one who knows. http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2008/11/madness-on-half-shell.html

  11. Genius. But if I see Peggy Noonan's visage again any time soon, I'm gonna have to puke.

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