Posted by: distributorcap | June 2, 2010

Explaining the Oil Disaster to Kids

Shielding kids from the disaster in the gulf is not in their best interest. Some kids books are out to help wind your way through the mess

When the Steele man gets rusted (maybe we should also explain to kids that tin does not rust, only iron products do) – Sarathy and Scare911 hear the cries “drill baby drill.”



  1. Have I told you lately that I love you?

  2. Excellent.

  3. Jeebus – only you DCap would get Dr. Seuss involved (and he was very much a lefty, by the way, I'm sure he would approve!) – Great, good stuff!Regards,TG

  4. Jeebus – only you DCap would get Dr. Seuss involved (and he was very much a lefty, by the way, I'm sure he would approve!) – Great, good stuff!Regards,TG

  5. and don't forget:The 500 Top Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins

  6. Excellent! There has to be a way to work in "Are you my mother"?

  7. I can while away the hours…pretending nothing bothersbut I'd have to be insane… be quite very honest….Bp hasn't been the kindnessCheney and oil are the same….Cappy I've lost my mind………

  8. I bow to your brilliance.

  9. Are you picking on Tony Hayward? He just wants his life back, ya know??This whole story reminds me of the Lorax….. the billowing smoke choked out the Swannie swans….. modified to:I am the Lorax I speak for the Seas!so take your gloppety glopand mucky muck tooI am the Lorax & MucK YOU!Hey come by & have a listen to the Raging Grannies– they want their BP song to go viralGotta love them!

  10. the lorax – i forgot about him!

  11. Hi Cap;I haven't seen anything like this since I was a kid. :)I like your version of the Rat in the Hat 🙂

  12. Disgusting and vile. But very funny and accurate. Well done.

  13. I wonder what Sarah would do (WWSD) iffen all that Oil was in her back yard? Spill, Baby, Spill. I betcha she would like some "Big Gubermint" help.

  14. How about Tony the Poo the CEO of very little brain?

  15. Simply awesome dear sweet man!!! The third one is my fav. 😉

  16. BP: If they only had a brain!Brilliant stuff here, DCap — well done!

  17. Oh, that DCap. Kudos.;>)

  18. Fantastic, DC! If Heyward wants his life back, life is what he should get… without possibility of parole.

  19. Brilliant!I swear, this BP thing is making me even crazier than I already was.I think we should start mailing this jerk dead fish.

  20. nonnie9999: Shouldn't that be "The 500 Top Kills of Bartholomew Cubbins"? "

  21. I always suspected there was a good reason why I've been wanting to suck your cock.I'm kidding by the way…

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