Shielding kids from the disaster in the gulf is not in their best interest. Some kids books are out to help wind your way through the mess
When the Steele man gets rusted (maybe we should also explain to kids that tin does not rust, only iron products do) – Sarathy and Scare911 hear the cries “drill baby drill.”
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By: Fran on June 2, 2010
at 2:37 am
Excellent.
By: gmb on June 2, 2010
at 2:42 am
Jeebus – only you DCap would get Dr. Seuss involved (and he was very much a lefty, by the way, I'm sure he would approve!) – Great, good stuff!Regards,TG
By: Tengrain on June 2, 2010
at 3:19 am
Jeebus – only you DCap would get Dr. Seuss involved (and he was very much a lefty, by the way, I'm sure he would approve!) – Great, good stuff!Regards,TG
By: Tengrain on June 2, 2010
at 3:19 am
and don't forget:The 500 Top Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
By: nonnie9999 on June 2, 2010
at 3:43 am
Excellent! There has to be a way to work in "Are you my mother"?
By: SkylersDad on June 2, 2010
at 3:48 am
I can while away the hours…pretending nothing bothersbut I'd have to be insane…..to be quite very honest….Bp hasn't been the kindnessCheney and oil are the same….Cappy I've lost my mind………
By: Tim on June 2, 2010
at 4:11 am
I bow to your brilliance.
By: Bustednuckles on June 2, 2010
at 4:52 am
Are you picking on Tony Hayward? He just wants his life back, ya know??This whole story reminds me of the Lorax….. the billowing smoke choked out the Swannie swans….. modified to:I am the Lorax I speak for the Seas!so take your gloppety glopand mucky muck tooI am the Lorax & MucK YOU!Hey come by & have a listen to the Raging Grannies– they want their BP song to go viralGotta love them!
By: Fran on June 2, 2010
at 7:10 am
the lorax – i forgot about him!
By: Distributorcap on June 2, 2010
at 9:00 am
Hi Cap;I haven't seen anything like this since I was a kid. :)I like your version of the Rat in the Hat 🙂
By: Ichabod on June 2, 2010
at 1:57 pm
Disgusting and vile. But very funny and accurate. Well done.
By: Grant Miller on June 2, 2010
at 2:10 pm
I wonder what Sarah would do (WWSD) iffen all that Oil was in her back yard? Spill, Baby, Spill. I betcha she would like some "Big Gubermint" help.
By: okjimm on June 2, 2010
at 3:11 pm
How about Tony the Poo the CEO of very little brain?
By: Demeur on June 2, 2010
at 4:42 pm
Simply awesome dear sweet man!!! The third one is my fav. 😉
By: Dusty on June 2, 2010
at 5:55 pm
BP: If they only had a brain!Brilliant stuff here, DCap — well done!
By: Sue J on June 2, 2010
at 6:05 pm
Oh, that DCap. Kudos.;>)
By: darkblack on June 2, 2010
at 6:13 pm
Fantastic, DC! If Heyward wants his life back, life is what he should get… without possibility of parole.
By: TomCat on June 2, 2010
at 8:04 pm
Brilliant!I swear, this BP thing is making me even crazier than I already was.I think we should start mailing this jerk dead fish.
By: Karen Zipdrive on June 3, 2010
at 3:49 am
nonnie9999: Shouldn't that be "The 500 Top Kills of Bartholomew Cubbins"? "
By: Jill on June 5, 2010
at 3:09 pm
I always suspected there was a good reason why I've been wanting to suck your cock.I'm kidding by the way…
By: jurassicpork on June 8, 2010
at 11:44 pm