Signs, Sign Everywhere the Signs…..

All the signs today said GOOD NEWS for America!

1. Oil up over $10 per barrel – closing at $138.54
2. Gas prices now averaging $3.98 – with California at nearly $4.40
3. Morgan Stanley oil analyst calls oil at $150 by July 4
4. 49,000 Jobs lost in May – more than expected
5. Unemployment at 5.5% – highest since 1986
6. Israeli Deputy Prime Minister talks about attacking Iran
7. The dollar tanks against the Euro, Swiss Franc, British Pound, Japanese Yen
8. Dow Jones Industrial Average drops over 3% or -400 points
9. The total housing equity (value of homes less mortgages) is at the same level as 1945!
10. Nearly 9 million home owners have negative equity in their homes – the debt is higher than the value

but have no fear – our shit-for-brains President knows better:

“We’re beginning to see signs that the stimulus may be working,” President Bush said at the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

and of course the new ideas from the douchebag just keep on coming:

he called on the Democratic-controlled Congress to pass long-sought existing priorities of his, such as making tax cuts passed during his presidency permanent and allowing expanded oil exploration in the United States.

So here are the signs that PROVE the Bush $600 tax “rebate” (or rather advance) is working: